As if it weren't official before, it is now. I have entered motherhood. It has taken me a while to embrace this new role, but over Christmas, I have stepped off the edge and taken the plunge.
I am a proud owner of a brand new robe.
It's bright green. It's the softest thing you've ever felt. It's a great, thoughtful gift from Joel. I've wanted one for a long time. But it's completely unattractive.
It does nothing for the figure and makes me look much, much larger than I actually am (which doesn't do much for the post-pregnancy ego).
And there will be no photos. It is an at-home, private experience. Much like eating Oreos.
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